Eldritch Ass Kicking
arcane action and old men with sticks

What Is Eldritch Ass Kicking?

Eldritch Ass Kicking is the roleplaying game of "arcane action and old men with sticks". You play a wizard with uncanny, magickal power trapped in a distant astral realm. Will you use your magick to save your homeland, or will you scheme to conquer it?

EAK is a brilliant 96 page book, written by Nathan J. Hill and illustrated by Thomas Denmark and Tom Weighill. Buy the game today - direct from Mystic Ages Publishing.

Check out a free 8-page PDF Preview.
What Makes EAK Fun to Play?

EAK is centered on pure roleplaying. Magick, the center of the game, is handled with descriptive imagination. There are no spells or pre-defined spell effects. You roleplay out what your wizard's magick does, and it's a blast! Want an example? Download the short exchange below.
A Dangerous Magickal Exchange
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Free Downloads

These are PDF support files for the game - check back often for new stuff!

The Basics
The basic things you will need to play the game, easy to download and print.

- Eldritch Ass Kicking Character Sheet (pdf)
- Sheet of Stuff for Wizards (pdf)

Adventures
Adventures ready to run - free and for sale!

- The Pool of Perilous Possibilities (Free Starter Adventure Coming Soon)

- Mirrors, A Devious Adventure for EAK (Coming Soon for $5)

Articles/Interviews
Tidbits and behind the scenes info about the game.

- Design Process, by Nathan J. Hill

Heroes/Villains
Use them to build stories and quests around - make them the hated enemies of your heroes!

- Theopholus, by Nathan J. Hill & John DeLancy
- Tatina, by Nathan J. Hill
- The Necromancers, by Richard Tillman
- Fellzog, by Nathan J. Hill
- Dania, by Nathan J. Hill
- Zellion, by Nathan J. Hill

Rule Changes/Alternate Rules
Different approaches to the rules or new ideas for your game!

- Alternate Construct Creation, by Richard Tillman
- Shapeshifting, a short guide, by Nathan J. Hill
- Alternate Events, by Nathan J. Hill
- Commoners & Non-Magickal Skills, by Nathan J. Hill
- On Rings of Power, by Nathan J. Hill

Adventures/Locales
Interesting and dangerous places to slap in your games!

- St. Joseph's Furnace, by Nathan J. Hill
- The Library of Ezz, by Nathan J. Hill
- The Stone of Agom, by Nathan J. Hill

Instant Quest Generators
Other ways to build funny and strange quests!

- Instant Quest Generator #2

Interactive Fiction
Play EAK by yourself or introduce a friend!

- The Salamander's Pearl
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Q. Why do you spell magic incorrectly? A. Magic is for children and scam artists - magick is for pissed off wizards who want to (and just might) destroy the world. Clearly, there's a difference.

Eldritch Ass Kicking
MSRP: $20.00
ISBN: 0-9708689-2-9

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What Happened to Key20?

Key20, originally a small press game publisher, became a small press fulfillment house, shipping out great games to stores and customers. Unfortunately, the economy really hit Key20 hard, and they ceased operations. This means Eldritch Ass Kicking, for the foreseeable future, is back in my hands. Print copies are still available direct. I'll even the sign the game for you! You can also expect to see some new material posted here in the coming days. - Nathan
Read the Reviews.

Several gamers have written reviews of EAK. Please share your own review when you get the chance. Check them out below:

Print Edition
Silven.com Review
Carl Congdon's Review on Rpg.Net
Ken Hite's Review

PDF Edition
Metalman's Review on Rpg.Net
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